fisher king, twelve monkeys, farewell to the king, road house, seven, fifth element, joe verses the volcano, tombstone,cold mountain,where the buffalo roam[bill murray plays hunter s thompson]MASK, [WITH CHER AND SAM ELIOT]twelve monkeys
Touch the Darkness

NOT BEING ABLE TO RIDE MY BIKE!drama,stupidity,liars,theives,narcs,holier than thou attitudes,bad breath,b.o.,players, posers,punks,jealousy, wimps,cowards,bitching whining and winter.
Touch the Darkness

RIDING MY BIKE!
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when you are drunk.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
BIKER FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an Escape and Evasion route.

FRIENDS: Cry with you.
BIKER FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some Vagasil on your pussy.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BIKER FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit!!!"

FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
BIKER FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
BIKER FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later "okay just one more".

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
BIKER FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

FRIENDS: Won't understand this

BIKER FRIENDS: Will forward this

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