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wow me... tickle me with a touch, thrill me with a kiss, seduce me with your eyes, . and don't stop.

ideal partner-only the shadow knows...

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the usual shit... what turns most people off.

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photography/film, computer art/graphic design, sculpture, actually all forms of art, motorcycles (harleys. yes, i'm a harley snob) dont have my license yet but someday. fast cars, i'm a speed demon.

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PISCES - The Addictive
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being snuggled. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with!!!

and since i'm on the cusp...

ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19)
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Talkative. Outgoing. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

im selfish, impatient, and a little insecure.
i make mistakes.
i am out of control
and
at times hard to handle
but if you cant handle me at my worst...
you sure as hell dont deserve me at my best.
-marilyn monroe

i'm honest to a fault. i say what i mean and i mean what i say. i can be pretty up front and forthright too. it's a bad habit. as you can imagine it gets me in trouble.

a lot is two words not one...

child like qualities that people mistake for something they're not (weakness) which leads them, stupidly, to underestimate me.

i don't use or take the word friend lightly,in the real world or in cyberspace. i'm loyal to my friends.

say what you mean and mean what you say... if you can't do that just go away.

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From: hdrider_alan

12/02/08 @ 01:30 pm Happy Hump Day @ myspaceclipart.com

From: Gwiz

12/02/08 @ 11:13 am Have a special Tuesday and remember tomorrow is humpday, Yea halfway there........can you tell I love weekends................Later......Gwiz Free Comments and Graphics

From: Harleygirl2008

12/02/08 @ 11:11 am

Twas the night before Christmas, and Geez it was neat, The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Shoved a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right, Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, Whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamppost, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub. And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder. I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash. His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. "That was some brothel," he said with a smile, "The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile." He walked to the kitchen, poured himself a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits. Then a box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And six pairs of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several other things that I shouldn't even mention. A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, A dildo so long, it lay in a coil. "This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs Santa will shit, So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split." He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead. In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!" The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, "The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!"..have a awesome day ..Harley

From: MARKUBET

12/02/08 @ 08:52 am

From: Harleygirl2008

11/30/08 @ 01:47 pm

SENDING SOME MUSIC TO MAKE YOUR DAY HAPPY!
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♥♥♥ A friend Like YOU is a Gift who paints a Smile in my HEART, and gives Memories That will stay With me. Not for a while,But for a L-I-F-E-T-I-M-E ¸.•
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LEAVING A ROSE BEHIND AS A SIGN I'VE BEEN HERE

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As stunning as your eyes I lose myself in.
A look from you is as pure as the clear blue sky,
When I'm with you.
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From: Benny

11/30/08 @ 09:00 am

From: Harleygirl2008

11/28/08 @ 11:26 am Happiness comes not because we do great things, but because we do small things with great love. Be filled with love everyday...! Have a Great Day!take care x0x0 Free Comments and Graphics

From: hdrider_alan

11/28/08 @ 04:49 am PROFILEFUNK.COM Hope you had a good Turkey day! Alan

From: Ms_Crazy_B1tch

11/27/08 @ 08:13 am Have a Great ThanksGiving ML&RA JoY!

From: Gwiz

11/27/08 @ 08:03 am Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, eat plenty of Turkey, enjoy your family, and if weather permitting, take that ride...............Later.........Gwiz Free Comments and Graphics

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