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JOB: Self employed
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ORIENTATION: Straight
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BODY TYPE: More to love
MEMBER SINCE: 05/30/08
STAR SIGN: Libra
LAST LOGIN: 12/02/08 @ 07:36 pm
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12/02/08 @ 07:27 pm
humpday Pictures, Images and Photos
Ricky


12/02/08 @ 04:54 pm
Have a great week down your way.


12/02/08 @ 11:29 am
Twas the night before Christmas, and Geez it was neat, The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Shoved a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right, Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, Whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamppost, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub. And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder. I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash. His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. "That was some brothel," he said with a smile, "The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile." He walked to the kitchen, poured himself a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits. Then a box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And six pairs of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several other things that I shouldn't even mention. A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, A dildo so long, it lay in a coil. "This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs Santa will shit, So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split." He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead. In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!" The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, "The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!"..have a awesome day ..Harley


12/02/08 @ 03:28 am


12/01/08 @ 09:31 pm


tequilakat1700 wrote:


Thanks for the welcome



12/01/08 @ 06:10 pm

Hello tequilakat.
Hope you did have a good one, sorry i din't reply to your thanksgiving wish sooner.But i espend my in the hospital bed after my blood pressure went sky high due to my back pain after the accident. Now i'm back in home, and have to take some pills for while.
thank you for thinking about me.
kisses kisses.
kuuypo



12/01/08 @ 05:35 pm

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MyHotComments PEACE AND LOVE TO YOU AND YOU FAMILY!

HUGGS TO ALL,

KAT

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12/01/08 @ 05:33 pm


tequilakat1700 wrote:
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MyHotComments PEACE AND LOVE TO YOU AND YOU FAMILY!

HUGGS TO ALL,

KAT



11/30/08 @ 06:59 pm
Monday Harley Pictures, Images and Photos
Ricky


11/30/08 @ 06:08 pm
Wonderful Week Pictures, Images and Photos


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