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OPEN SOCIAL What kind of world do you want? Jun 07 2008, 9:07 am by sbrbrat	1	118
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From: symbiotic

12/02/08 @ 05:57 pm

Here I lay
Still and breathless
Just like always
Still I want some more
Mirrors sideways
Who cares what's behind
Just like always
Still your passenger
Chrome buttons, buckles and leather surfaces
These and other lucky witnesses
Now to calm me
This time won't you please
Drive faster
Roll the windows down
This cool night air is curious
Let the whole world look in
Who cares who sees anything
I'm your passenger
I'm your passenger
Drop these down and
Put them on me
Nice cool seats
There to cushion your knees
Now to calm me
Take me around again
Just don't pull over
This time would you please drive faster
Roll the windows down
This cool night air is curious
Let the whole world look in
Who cares who sees what tonight
Roll these misty windows down
To catch my breath
And then go and go and go just drive me
Home and back again
Here I lay just like always
Don't let me go
Take me to the edge

From: ksgriz

12/02/08 @ 04:57 pm Have a great week out your way.Looks like some snow here but,thats Kansas.Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.

From: PeacefulAcresRider

12/02/08 @ 04:21 pm

sbrbrat wrote:

HEY, DARLIN' DUCKY, GOOD TO SEE YOU ON HERE, BRO! GLAD YOU'RE LOVIN' THE SNOW. KEEP IT IN MONTANA, WILL YA??? MUAH~MAMA LINDA

Hey Linda.... Good Evenin' To Ya,
Oh heck yeah I'm enjoy'n watchin' it fall fer 2 days now, 25"s so far on top of the previous 12' (feet),

an I can't get out to play or walk in it! The temp is 6*, an wind chill is bottom'n out at a crisp -42

. I wuz on the front porch Turkey day via a walker & had a frigid toast of hot tea w- honey & lemon, every one came on 3 horse sleigh's, cuz, bro's n their families, an my employees n their families!!! Manny would shoot me if'n I did a 2nd snow dance, last time I did that, the East coast had a snow storm every few days

all winter!
Well.... Hope ya have a Wunderful Evenin', an a Beauuutiful Night!!!
Ducky

From: lilgypsy

12/02/08 @ 01:23 pm Linda, every time I come to your page I just want to get up and dance lol love the tune ... How are you and hows that new baby doin ?? Take care my sweet friend . gyps Graphics provided by MySpaceGraphicsandAnimations.org

From: Reno1x

12/02/08 @ 01:11 pm

From: Gwiz

12/02/08 @ 11:24 am Hi Sweetie look foward to seeing you tonight have a special Tuesday and remember tomorrow is humpday, Yea halfway there........can you tell I love weekends................Later......Gwiz Free Comments and Graphics

From: dynarider

12/02/08 @ 06:06 am hi linda , thank you for that comment :) ... i hear ya it has been real crazy hear to hope ya have a great day out there ....john

From: dynarider

12/02/08 @ 06:05 am

sbrbrat wrote:

WHEW! BEEN BUSY THIS PAST WEEK. HOPE YOURS ROCKED! HUGS~LINDA

From: Harleygirl2008

12/02/08 @ 04:14 am

Twas the night before Christmas, and Geez it was neat, The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.

The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,

That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.

Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself.

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Shoved a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should

appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.

With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.

Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.

And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right, Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, Whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.

They cleared the old lamppost, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.

I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.

"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile."

He walked to the kitchen, poured himself a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.

I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.

The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.

Then a box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And six pairs of panties, the edible kind.

A bra without nipples, a penis extension,

And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.

A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.

"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."

He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.

He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!"

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, "The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!"..have a awesome day ..Harley

From: symbiotic

12/01/08 @ 10:33 pm Grab: To get possession of by unscrupulous methods To attract strongly the attention of; impress greatly To seize or snatch suddenly; take forcefully and quickly Grab someone! It's Touch Me Tuesday

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