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funny,diiirty,x-rated christmas poems!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!LETS HAVE FUN AND PUT IN YOUR FUNNIEST, MOST DIRTY,X-RATED CHRISTMAS POEMS WHO CAN COME UP WITH!!







BAH HUMBUG CHRISTMAS
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS OLD SANTA WAS PISSED
HE CUSSED OUT THE ELVESAND THREW DOWN HIS LIST,MISERABLE LITTLE BRATS,UNGRATEFUL LITTLE JERKS,
I HAVE A GOOD MIND TO SCRAP THE WHOLE WORKS.
I'VE BUSTED MY ASS FOR DAMN NEAR A YEAR,INSTEAD OF "THANKS SANTA"WHAT DO I HEAR.
THE OLD LADY BITCHIN CAUSE I WORK LATE AT NIGHT,THE ELVES WANT MORE MONEY-THE REINDEERSALL FIGHT,RUDOLPH
GOT DRUNKAND GOOSED ALL THE MAIDS.DONNER IS PREGNANT
AND VIXEN HAS AIDS AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THAT THINGSWOULD GET BETTER THOSE ASSHOLES FROM THE I.R.S. SENT ME A LETTER.
THEY SAY I OWE TAXES, IF THAT AIN'T DAMN FUNNY WHO THE HELL EVER SENT SANTA CLAUSE ANY MONEY.
AND THE KIDS THESE DAYS THEY ALL ARE THE PITS, THEY WANT THE IMPOSSIBLE....THOSE DAMN LITTLE SHITS.
I SPPENT A WHOLE YEAR MAKING WAGONS SLEDS,ASSEMBLING
DOLLS...THEIR ARMS LEGS AND HEADS.
I MADE A TON OF YO-YO'S, NO RESPECT FOR THEM.
THEY WANT COMPUTERS AND ROBOTS, THEY THINK I AM I.B.M.
IF YOU THINK THATS BAD, JUST PICTURE THIS..TRYING TO HOLD THOSE BRATS WITH THHHEIR PANTS FULL OF PISS!!
THEY PULL MY NOSE,THEY GRAB AT MY BEARD AND IF I DON'T
SMILE...THE PARENTS THINK I AM WEIRD!!
FLYING THROUGH THE AIR..DODGING THE TREES..FALLING DOWN
CHIMNEYS AND SKINNING MY KNEES...I'M QUITTING THIS JOB..
THERES JUST NO ENJOYMENT..I'LL SIT ON MY FAT ASS AND COLLECT UNEMPLOYMENT....
THEN FIND ME A BITCH AND GET ON THE BIKE AND SAY..
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL AND HAVE A HELL OF A GOODNIGHT!!! HO HO HO EVERYONE!!!