Don't guess this is really a topic but more of a story.
A friend and I went to Nashville for the BoozenCruse weekend at
Bikini Beach Bar....need I say more........anyone that has ever attended
knows it's one hell of a party with good live music.
Anyways.......Friday night went fine.......had a blast, got shit-faced
and made it back to the room fine.........however on Sat. nt.....we got
to the bar at 1:30pm and started drinking and continued to do so until
about 11pm.
We started walking back to our room which was only about a block
away (actually crawling distance) thank goodness......but we
were starving. So we walk by a McDonalds go up to the doors
and they are locked but the drive thru is still opened so we walk around
to the speaker thingy.......now mind you I have a drumstick in my hand
given to me by one of the drummers from the band ( I guess that is
considered a deadly weapon in Tennessee) well the speaker
thingy won't come on so this dude in a car behind us said, let
me pull up cause the speaker only senses the weight of a car so
he does and the voice comes over the speaker "Hello welcome to
McDonalds can I take your order and I say I want two happy meal
cheesburgers and two cokes......she give us the price and we take off
walking around the corner.
As we approach the window......she slams it shut and says OH
NO>>>>>>>>I can't give you your
food!!!!!!!! And I said what? And she says your not
in a vehicle so I can't give you your food, and I say we weren't in a
damn vehicle when we ordered it........and she says well I didn't know
that.......well to say the least at that point we are not happy
campers........were hungry, were drunk and we gotta
pee.........so there I stand with the deadly Mcdrumstick telling her I
want my food......she said NO You could rob me right now I
can't give it to you cause your not in a vehicle........well there is a
car behind us so I walk up to the window of the car and tap on the
passengers side with my mcdeadly drumstick and said let me
in........poor kid was a black boy about 17 yrs old and I told my friend
Rose get in the back. He pulled up to the window I gave him
our money we got our food I gave him a $2 tip and the bitch
starts mouthing again how we could of walked up there and robbed
her......blah....blah...blah.........and I said how do you know that
this guy doesn't have a damn gun under his seat in a VEHICLE?
Rose said that was the first time she had ever seen a black person turn
pale. I apoligized to the boy and I told the bitch at the
window........look I understand what your saying but I have also watched
tv and seen where people in VEHICLES drive up and spray you all with pepper
spray or throw chemicals in your face while in VEHICLES..........and
you jump our ass when I weigh 98 pounds and I'm carrying what you think
is a deadly weapon called a drumstick that I'm going to rob you
with........
But we got our food..........and we ate happily ever
after. So if you go to Tennessee people.........DO
NOT I REPEAT DO NOT WALK THROUGH A DRIVE THRU AT MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!!
Needless to say we laugh about it now..........the McBitch at
McDonalds........my deadly McDrumstick............lmao