Well, being shorter than fuck, I never tried the headbutt thing either. I'd end up head butting someones chest and what the hell good is that going to be.
Ya did what ya did, ain't a deal. Some butthead wants to go poking a lion he can't whine about it when he gets bit can he. And, if they were really his friends, they'd have put him in a bag an told him to STFU to begin with.
We all been there and worst will happen is you will have to find a new shithole to drink in. No worries, plenty of shitholes around will take our money.
And I do have to agree with ya, I'd rather be a dead man than a live bitch any day.
Don't dwell on it man, two people learned things. You learned your tolerance for bs ain't what it used to be, and he learned not to get pissy with people he don't know.
It's all good.