Well friends, I hate to tell you but I soon may be off the market. I know, I know don't shed any tears though, just be happy for me, that he has found me. I just received the following email:
Hello dear,
He called me "dear", I'm all aquiver.
Greetings to you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Wow, I think I've just been blessed or something.
It is always a pleasure to write a letter for someone so wonderful and lovely like you.
Wonderful and lovely, there's something I don't hear everyday. I'm all aquiver again.
My problem, however, is the difficulty of picking the best words to describe how you have been a blessing and an inspiration to me.
Really??
A blessing and and inspiration. I'm afraid to ask what I've inspired.
This is my favorite part:
I know for a fact that other men feel the same towards you and I cannot blame them. But I just want you to know that of all your many admirers, no one can surpass my sincerity.
I sure wish they tell me! And buddy, so far on the sincerity scale you're about -1.
I would like to confess something. For many days, I have been in love. And I am glad that it is with you.
Stop the presses! In love with little old me?? Omg, I think I need to sell everything I own and move to be with him, right now.
I hope that you understand my intention. I would like to become a part of your life because you are already a part of mine. It has been a special day everyday since I've first met you.
Funny, I don't remember meeting you. Could it have been one of those alien abduction things?
You gave me a reason to wake up with a smile on my face every morning. As I wake up, I know that I will be joining a world that includes a beautiful person like you. So this day is truly special. I hope that you already know why. Can chat yahoo my id is xxx.
Yours truly,
__________
He signed his name __________. __________ and I will be running off together soon, as soon as he wakes up, since he loves me and I am his inspiration.
Of course I may be back tomorrow. 