Gawd.... I hate gettin' those emails, those usually head right fer spam! I dun't care who sends it to me, that chain letter chit is such BS.... I wouldn't forward that if'n ya paid me all the money in the world's banks!!!
Give the lady a break. She just likes to fuck with ya. It's her nature.
Good mornin Darlin. See you're up to your usual self. XOXOXO
My intent is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "HOLY SHIT... WHAT A RIDE"