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[ View More Pictures ]	Female 47 years old Morris, Illinois United States Profile Views: 632 [ 981 ]

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JOB:	Self employed

SMOKE:

Yes

DRINK:

Socially

ORIENTATION:

Straight

DATING STATUS:

Single, looking

BODY TYPE:

Average

BIKE MAKE:

I'm on the back with my arms around you

MEMBER SINCE:

09/18/08

STAR SIGN:

Capricorn

LAST LOGIN:

12/03/08 @ 10:54 am

MY RATING:

9.50

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Harleys, tattoos,I've only got 6 right now but working on more, having fun, and just enjoying life in general. You'll understand more if you read the about me section.

Our United States Military, I'm very patriotic and currently have a son in the Navy stationed in Japan.

God Bless our Troops!

I like going out for a few and listening to a great band, and also just going for a relaxing ride or a long trip. Just the wind and the freedom of the whole experience.

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Turn off's

"DRAMA" I absolutely hate drama! Liars, backstabbers and alcoholics. If you can't control your drinking, don't bother.

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Hobbies

I like to read, expecially anything by Stephen King, snuggling and watching a good movie and my dog. He's my best friend in the whole world because he listens without judging, and is always happy to see me! LOL

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Movies

I like most any kind of movie, that is whenever it's not nice enough out to ride.

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Books

Like I said before, Stephen King.

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dynaohana has 4 Groups.

Patriot Guard Riders

The Other Bike Nuts

illinois freedom run

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Music

I like almost any kind of music, I like country the best but I'll listen to anything except Rap!

About me

I was injured in a work related accident three yrs ago and underwent numerous back surgeries but am doing great now and finally got the ok to get back on a bike so I'm really excited about that. Divorced, three grown and out of the house children and three grandchildren. I have my own home and am just looking to get back out and meet new and interesting people, also getting ready to sell my house and move to Nevada in the next few months. I'm looking forward to getting a new start and traveling and seeing this great country!! I can't wait!

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From: BigDaddyRooster

12/03/08 @ 04:02 pm for the warm welcome baby girl!!!

From: Benny

12/03/08 @ 01:38 pm

From: Gwiz

12/03/08 @ 08:34 am Here we are, my faviorate day of the week, I can't wait, Woop-ee. So check out Surfthechannel.com cool site, can watch movies, tv program, docs., etc. Have a great one.........Later......Gwiz Free Comments and Graphics

From: hdrider_alan

12/02/08 @ 01:20 pm Happy Hump Day @ myspaceclipart.com

From: Gwiz

12/02/08 @ 11:04 am Have a special Tuesday and remember tomorrow is humpday, Yea halfway there........can you tell I love weekends................Later......Gwiz Free Comments and Graphics

From: dynarider

12/02/08 @ 06:04 am vary cool like the way you put your pic in that one ..

From: dynarider

12/02/08 @ 06:03 am [quote="dynaohana"]HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!

From: Harleygirl2008

12/02/08 @ 04:13 am

Twas the night before Christmas, and Geez it was neat, The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.

The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,

That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.

Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself.

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Shoved a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should

appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.

With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.

Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.

And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right, Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, Whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.

They cleared the old lamppost, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.

I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.

"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile."

He walked to the kitchen, poured himself a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.

I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.

The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.

Then a box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And six pairs of panties, the edible kind.

A bra without nipples, a penis extension,

And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.

A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.

"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."

He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.

He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!"

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, "The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!"..have a awesome day ..Harley

From: crazybikerchick

12/01/08 @ 08:43 am Touch the DarknessHERE'S A MAN 4 YA!TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY! L&R CBC

From: Jeanine

11/30/08 @ 04:42 pm Hiyas Dyna... Just thought that I would drop by & wish you a great week! Take care sweetie! ~Peace n Hugs~ Jeanine Free Comments and Graphics

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