RIDING MY BIKE!

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FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when you are drunk.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
BIKER FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an Escape and Evasion route.

FRIENDS: Cry with you.
BIKER FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some Vagasil on your pussy.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BIKER FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit!!!"

FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
BIKER FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
BIKER FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later "okay just one more".

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
BIKER FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

FRIENDS: Won't understand this

BIKER FRIENDS: Will forward this
Touch the Darkness

NOT BEING ABLE TO RIDE MY BIKE!drama,stupidity,liars,theives,narcs,holier than thou attitudes,bad breath,b.o.,players, posers,punks,jealousy, wimps,cowards,bitching whining and winter.Once upon a time there was a mean, mean Man. This man did whatever He could to make everyone else unhappy. He took away Mommys and Daddys jobs and it made little Children cry. The mean, mean Man even made Mommys and Daddys move away from Home and these poor little Kids only saw their Parents on Weekends. All of the powerful People that could stop this mean, mean Man didnt do anything because they thought He would do the same to the parents in their towns. Everyone in the Kingdom was sad. Although everyone hated the mean, mean Man they just paid their Taxes and bowed their heads to the evil ruler. Then one day all the people in the Kingdom were awakened by the sounds of birds singing and Children laughing. All of the People turned on CNN and saw that a valiant Man had swooped into the Kingdom and Arrested the Evil ruler. The Man said "Hey Rod its time for you to go to jail for being mean to sick Children and attempting to sell contracts and jobs for profit which is against the law." The Evil Man looked at the Nice Man and said "Look Im wearing a powder Blue Jumpsuit. Is there any way I can go change before you wisk Me off to jail?' The really nice federal man said "No, Turn around and cuff up Bitch" The jerk wearing the really gawdy powder Blue sweatsuit said, "But I want to Be President someday". Then all the GMen sang Happy Birthday to the Prick and whisked Him off to jail where He was released on $4500.00 bond.Merry Christmas!!!!!!!
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