UP & DOWN
>>> SEX
>>> At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly
>>> Gentleman and an elderly lady
>>> Struck up a conversation and discovered that
>>> They both loved to fish.
>>> Since both of them were widowed,
>>> They decided to go fishing together the next day.
>>> The gentleman picked the lady up, and they
>>> Headed to the river to his fishing boat and
>>> Started out on their adventure.
>>>
>>> They were riding down the river when there was a
>>> Fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
>>>
>>> 'Do you want to go up or down?'
>>>
>>> All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt
>>> And pants and made mad passionate love to the man
>>> Right there in the boat !
>>>
>>> When they finished, the man couldn't believe
>>> What had just happened, but he had just experienced
>>> The best sex that he'd had in years.
>>>
>>> They fished for a while and continued on down the
>>> River, when soon they came upon another fork in the
>>> River.
>>>
>>> He again asked the lady , 'Up or down ?'
>>>
>>> There she went again, stripped off her clothes,
>>> And made wild passionate love to him again.
>>>
>>> This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so
>>> He asked her to go fishing again the next day.
>>>
>>> She said yes and there they were the next day,
>>> Riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in
>>> River, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down
>>> ?'
>>>
>>> The woman replied, 'Down.'
>>>
>>> A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman
>>> Guided the boat down the river when he came upon
>>> Another fork in the river and he asked the
>>> Lady,'Up or down ?'
>>>
>>> She replied, 'Up.'
>>>
>>> This really confused the gentleman so he asked,
>>>
>>> 'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked
>>> You if you wanted to go up or down you made mad
>>> Passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!'
>>>
>>> She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing
>>> My hearing aid and I thought the choices were
>>> Fuck or drown

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