A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother

asks if he has done his chores.



'Not yet,' said the little boy.



His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.



Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a

chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.



When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.



He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him
a bowl of dry cereal.



'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any

milk in

my cereal?' he asks.



'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you

don't get any

eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any pork or bacon

for a week either.



I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'



Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway

across the kitchen.





The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'You gonna

tell him or should I?

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