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Questions about condoms
Posted On 10/27/08 @ 03:21 pm by lilgypsy

Questions about condoms

Today I had some shopping to do and as part of my halloween costume I needed to buy condom's . Now I have never had to buy condoms so I got to the the aisle where the condoms are sold . And I was shocked they come in sizes lol. So my question is to the men how dose one determine what size they wear lol ?? And what they don't have a one size fits all lmao ??? gyps



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11/05/08 @ 08:39 pm

lmao !!!! More like run like hell !!!!


BeagleBob wrote:


Just like a pair of boots, try them on before you buy them.
One must be quick though and do not look directly into the security camera while leaving the drug store. They really get upset when they have to put them back in the package.  Beagle




11/05/08 @ 08:34 pm

Just like a pair of boots, try them on before you buy them.
One must be quick though and do not look directly into the security camera while leaving the drug store. They really get upset when they have to put them back in the package.  Beagle



10/31/08 @ 08:07 am

I guess I would have someone measure my unit. any takers? In order for them to work properly you have to honest. take care



10/27/08 @ 04:52 pm

OMG Chris !! I can't stop laughing you even had me for a min there lol !! And belive me thats not a job I would want lol . And if one just so happens to get lost one who get's the task of looking for it . And really don't they just have a party pack you know all differant sizes lmao . Naughty lil Red riding Hood has to have something in her basket ?? And those poor women in the Soviet Union Thanks sweetie . gyps 


newyorkerinla wrote:


Well you see gyps, there's few different approaches we can use to figure out the sizing thing.  You know those thingy's they have at the shoe store that you put your foot in and adjust a sliding bar to determine what size your shoe should be, well, at some of the pharmacies, they have a similar thingy that you put can put your manhood in to determine what size condom you should use. But with the spread of germs and what-not, you don't see many of those around anymore. Instead, usually there is a female pharmacist clerk that has inherited this duty. She is more qualified than most women, because she has taken a special class to certify that she  has mastered the art of linear measurement and has an improved female perception of size and space. You know the whole thing about how most women are horrible judges of distance in the 6 inch range. 


Of course there is the more simple approach. If once you get done doing the act and there's no condom on (but you started with one), then chances are it was too big, and you need a smaller one. OR, once you get done doing the act and your buddy is purple, blue and pounding with every beat of your heart, chances are you need a bigger size.


Of course, because they stretch like the dickens (no pun intended), I think mostly they are "one size fits all". I heard that the only reason some have sizes on them, is because we recently starting exporting them to the Soviet Union. So all of those are stamped "Small".








10/27/08 @ 04:40 pm

Well Ducky, I just never bought them before lol !! And no I am not going as a condom girl  And if anything as big as a stud come's at me I will be running for the hill's lmao  But thanks for the info .... gyps Oh and by the way I am going as Naughty lil Red Riding hood looking for her big bad wolf riding his Hog  


PeacefulAcresRider wrote:


Yes Gyp's.... buying the right size is important, juss like buying tires fer yer car! The wrong tires, an you'll either be drivin' safely or you'll be off roading, LOL! Regular size (not marked XL, double xl or magnum) means a guy w-a big schwance wouldn't big able to wear it w-o breaking it while puttin' it on. XL - means it's the right size fer a guy w-a bigger then normal size schwance, double xl - means it's fer the guy w-alot bigger then normal schwance, an the magnum is fer the guy that if we stood next to a stud in the corral, you wouldn't be able to tell who iz the bigger stud !!!
Oh no.... let me guess, yer goin' as condom girl, huh!!! LMAO....




10/27/08 @ 03:48 pm

Well you see gyps, there's few different approaches we can use to figure out the sizing thing.  You know those thingy's they have at the shoe store that you put your foot in and adjust a sliding bar to determine what size your shoe should be, well, at some of the pharmacies, they have a similar thingy that you put can put your manhood in to determine what size condom you should use. But with the spread of germs and what-not, you don't see many of those around anymore. Instead, usually there is a female pharmacist clerk that has inherited this duty. She is more qualified than most women, because she has taken a special class to certify that she  has mastered the art of linear measurement and has an improved female perception of size and space. You know the whole thing about how most women are horrible judges of distance in the 6 inch range. 

Of course there is the more simple approach. If once you get done doing the act and there's no condom on (but you started with one), then chances are it was too big, and you need a smaller one. OR, once you get done doing the act and your buddy is purple, blue and pounding with every beat of your heart, chances are you need a bigger size.

Of course, because they stretch like the dickens (no pun intended), I think mostly they are "one size fits all". I heard that the only reason some have sizes on them, is because we recently starting exporting them to the Soviet Union. So all of those are stamped "Small".





10/27/08 @ 03:34 pm

Yes Gyp's.... buying the right size is important, juss like buying tires fer yer car! The wrong tires, an you'll either be drivin' safely or you'll be off roading, LOL! Regular size (not marked XL, double xl or magnum) means a guy w-a big schwance wouldn't big able to wear it w-o breaking it while puttin' it on. XL - means it's the right size fer a guy w-a bigger then normal size schwance, double xl - means it's fer the guy w-alot bigger then normal schwance, an the magnum is fer the guy that if we stood next to a stud in the corral, you wouldn't be able to tell who iz the bigger stud !!!
Oh no.... let me guess, yer goin' as condom girl, huh!!! LMAO....




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