To all the Blonds I know, natural or otherwise - must be something in the peroxide!
January- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!......bottles won't fit in the printer!!!

March- Got really excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'
April- Trapped on escalator for hours ... the power went out!!!
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June- Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms and hands!!!

August- Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is 'C'......isn't it??? !
October- Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December- Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

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