ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A NONCONFORMING SPARROW WHO DECIDED NOT TO FLY SOUTH FOR THE WINTER.
HOWEVER, SOON THE WEATHER TURNED SO COLD THAT HE RELUCTANTLY STARTED TO FLY
SOUTH. IN A SHORT TIME, ICE BEGAN TO FORM ON HIS WINGS AND HE FELL TO EARTH IN A
BARNYARD, ALMOST FROZEN. A COW PASSED BY AND CRAPPED ON THE LITTLE SPARROW.
THE SPARROW THOUGHT IT WAS THE END. BUT, THE MANURE WARMED HIM AND DEFROSTED
HIS WINGS. WARM AND HAPPY, ABLE TO BREATH, HE STARTED TO SING. JUST THEN A LARGE
CAT CAME BY AND HEARING THE CHIRPING, INVESTIGATED THE SOUNDS.
THE CAT CLEARED AWAY THE MANURE, FOUND THE CHIRPING AND PROMPTLY ATE HIM-----THE MORAL OF THE STORY;--
1. EVERYONE WHO SHIT'S ON YOU IS NOT NECESSARILY YOUR ENEMY.
2. EVERYONE WHO GETS YOU OUT OF THE SHIT IS NOT NECESSARILY YOUR FRIEND.
3. AND IF YOU'RE WARM AND HAPPY IN A PILE OF SHIT, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!
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