Title: And you thought you knew me...
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Blog Entry: I wear many hats........ Alot of you may know that I lead a pretty active lifestyle. I am many things to many different people. Here are some "lesser" known facts about me.... 1. I am actually a moviestar... you guess who? 2. I invented Trojans... everybody loves a well-made condom... 3. I also run a treatment facility for the delusionally insane. Residents Tupac and Elvis are my biggest troublemakers! 4. I am Macy Gray's deaf/mute Talent Promoter and also Lead Researcher for "Bleeding Ears Syndrome"... please give generously... 5. I am drop dead gorgeous... my beauty will blind you... avert your gazes my minions... 6. Volunteer jockstrap seamstress for Mandingo...A proper fit takes time, lotsa time, and most certainly mulitple fittings... 7. Litterwary scholar... 8. I am the Employment Recruiter for scouting help to sew the Kathy Lee Gifford new clothing line. Next job interviews will be held at Bangkok Elementary School... 9. Scrabble High Priestess... Bow Dammit!!! 10. Ummm... liar??? ;) Yuck it up... life is too damn short not too... Diane
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