Title: Little Ralphy on Grammer **daily laugh
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Blog Entry: LITTL E RALPH Y ON GRAMM AR (Part 1) Littl e RALPH Y was sitti ng in class one day. All of a sudde n, he neede d to go to the toile t. He yelle d out, ' Miss Jones , I need to take a piss! !' The teach er repli ed, ' Now, RALPH Y, that is NOT the prope r word to use in this situa tion. The corre ct word you want to use is ' urina te.' Pleas e use the word ' ur- i- nate' in a sente nce corre ctly, and I will allow you to go.' Littl e RALPH Y, think s for a bit, and then says, ' You' re an eight , but if you had bigge r tits, you' d be a TEN! ' And then he says, "Now can I go take a piss? " . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LITTL E RALPH Y ON GRAMM AR ( Part 2) One day, durin g lesso ns on prope r gramm ar, the teach er asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word ' beaut iful' in the same sente nce twice . First , she calle d on littl e Suzie , who respo nded with, 'My fathe r bough t my mothe r a beaut iful dress and she looke d beaut iful in it.' ' Very good, Suzie ' repli ed the teach er. She then calle d on littl e Micha el. 'My mummy plann ed a beaut iful banqu et and it turne d out beaut ifull y.' She said, ' Excel lent, Micha el!' Then the teach er reluc tantl y calle d on littl e RALPH Y. ' Last night at the dinne r table , my siste r told my fathe r that she was pregn ant, and he said ' Beaut iful, just f***ing beaut iful! ''
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