Title: Little Ralphy on Math **daily laugh
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Blog Entry: LITTL E RALPH Y ON MATH ( Part 1) A teach er asks her class , 'If there are 5 birds sitti ng on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left? ' She calls on littl e Ralph y. He repli es, ' None, they will all fly away with the first gunsh ot.' The teach er repli es, 'The corre ct answe r is 4, but I like your t hinki ng.' Then littl e RALPH Y says, 'I have a quest ion for YOU. There are 3 women sitti ng on a bench havin g ice cream : One is delic ately licki ng the sides of the tripl e scoop of ice cream . The secon d is gobbl ing down the top and sucki ng the cone. The third is bitin g off the top of the ice cream . Which one is marri ed?' The teach er, blush ing a great deal, repli ed, ' Well, I suppo se the one that' s gobbl ed down the top and sucke d the cone.' To which Littl e RALPH Y repli ed, 'The corre ct answe r is 'the one with the weddi ng ring on,' but I like your think ing.' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LITTL E RALPH Y ON MATH ( Part 2) Littl e RALPH Y retur ns from schoo l and says he got an F in arith metic . ' Why? ' asks the fathe r? 'The teach er asked 'How much is 2x3, '' I said '6', repli es RALPH Y. 'But that' s right !' says his dad. ' Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2? '' ' What' s the f'ing diffe rence! ?' asks the fathe r. ' That' s what I said!! '
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