COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I
see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 5. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way? 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING
HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND HERE MUCH LATELY, LIFE KEEPS GETTING IN THE WAY! HOPE U HAVE A BOOTIFUL WEEKEND! L&R CBC PS. THE DR. RELEASED ME, NO JOGGING HE SAYS AND NO CRAZY DANCING, MAYBE A SLOW DANCE, I'LL NEVER DANCE CRAZY AGAIN? OH YES I WILL! I HOPE! LORD WILLIN AND THE CREEK DON'T RISE! AS MY GRANNY SAID!
If more friends
Were like you,
There would be more smiles,
More adventures,
And more love in the world...
There would be
More dreams flying free,
More hearts that felt understood,
And more warm, cozy words to wrap up in.
There would be
More laughing,
More sharing.
And more people who knew a true and beautiful
Down-to-earth friend is one of life's greatests gifts.
Have a wonderful day, my friend..
You are truly a gift.. Have a wonderful evening
warm hugs..always ...RIDE SAFE HARLEY
♥¸.•*¨)`*.¸.*´ ♥May you be truly blessed to always glitter ♥¸.•*¨)`*.¸.*´ ♥with a radiance that shines♥¸.•*¨)`*.¸.*´ ♥ from deep within you.♥¸.•*¨)`*.¸.*´ ♥ Hope your day has been filled♥¸.•*¨)`*.¸.*´ ♥ with much love and many smiles, my friend ♥¸.•*¨)`*.¸.*´ HARLEY
NOT TITTIES TODAY FELLAS! LITTLE BOOTY FOR YA'S THOUGH! I'M HEALING JUST FINE FROM MY LOOSE SCREW REMOVAL, GOT GOOD NEWS ON MY LAW SUIT! I MAY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY YA'LL A DRINK OR 2 AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE, MAYBE EVEN KEEP ME IN PAIN PILLS AND WHISKEY FOR LIFE! I CAN ONLY HOPE RIGHT! HEY HE PULLED IN FRONT OF ME! LATER L&R CBC AKA LU
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