COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I
see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 5. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way? 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING
Sometimes we have to make a choice, stay as we are or follow the road less travelled, and step out of our comfort zone...it is like everything in life... a choice...a decision we make and where we end up fate decides...a choice...is it right? is it wrong? do we know...when will we know if it is the right choice? only fate decides..all we can do is follow the road, our path of life and see where it takes us..a good choice..a bad choice... only fate decides...ride safe Harley
An ugly biker walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...Never found the head." Wishing you an Awesome Super Rockin Fantastic Day on this Friday~ And a Beautiful Wonderful Fantastic Weekend too =) Love ya my friend~ ride safe Harley*xo*
♥¸.•*¨)`*.¸.*´ ♥May you be truly blessed to always glitter ♥¸.•*¨)`*.¸.*´ ♥with a radiance that shines♥¸.•*¨)`*.¸.*´ ♥ from deep within you.♥¸.•*¨)`*.¸.*´ ♥ Hope your day has been filled♥¸.•*¨)`*.¸.*´ ♥ with much love and many smiles, my friend ♥¸.•*¨)`*.¸.*´ HARLEY