HI MY NAME IS DANITA I'M A 38 YR. OLD SINGLE MOTHER OF TWO GREAT BOYS AND I HAVE A GRAND SON WHO WILL BE 2 NOV. 24,2009, IT IS GREAT BEING A GRANDMA I WOULD HAVE TO SAY NEXT TO BEING A MOM IT'S THE BEST. I'M LOOKING FOR MY BEST FRIEND SOMEONE I CAN SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH. I DON'T NEED A MAN I WANT A MAN IN MY LIFE I THINK IT SHOULD BE 100% OR NOTHING AT ALL... I WANT IT ALL THE HOUSE KIDS AND THE WHITE FENCE OUT FRONT...
I'M ALL IN TO THE PINK RIBBON THING JUST GOT ONE TATTOOED ON MY BACK FOR A FRIEND OF MINE THAT I LOST ON OCT.4,08 THAT WAS THE DAY SHE LOST HER FIGHT BUT IF I HAVE MY WAY WE WILL WIN THE WAR..
4-20-70 TO 10-4-08LOVE YOU GIRL AND MISS YOU EVERYDAY!!!
1.) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? Can I get you another beer?
3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4.) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and …..have my friend Tammy over for a threesome.
5.) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
6.) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again.
7.) You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8.) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go Shopping.
9.) Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10.) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11.) Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12.) I'll be out in the garage changing the oil on the bike for you.
13.) I love it when you go riding on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to ride on Saturday.
14.) Honey..our new neighbor is sunbathing nude again, come see!
15.) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house & just wear only my chaps.
16.) No, No, don't take the car to have the oil changed, I'll do it.
17.) Your mother did a great job raising you.
18.) Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new stuff for your Harley.
19.) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go riding with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20.) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
21.) Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!
22.) Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and ride cross country with your biker buddies.
23.) You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24.) That was a great fart! Do another one!
25.) I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...!!!!!!
GOOD GIRLS versus BAD GIRLS. Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better. Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls pack their toothbrush. Bad girls pack their diaphragms. Good girls prefer the missionary position. Bad girls do too, but only for starters. Good girls say, "No." Bad girls say, "When?" Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls. Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed!!!
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